Just My Rant

Yeah I know, we are supposed to be ignoring President Potato Head and all focus on the election but a statement came out of Washington, actually out of President Pinhead’s mouth today that made me just want to scream. After an update from his “top” economic advisers this piece of crap had the balls to say “While there is some uncertainty about slowing economic growth, the nation’s financial markets are strong and solid.” I mean seriously George, you CAN’T really be THAT damn stupid can you? OR maybe you think WE are that stupid? For the love of god man, can’t you even “fake it” well any more?

But it should come as no surprise when you think about it, seriously, has this lying sack of shit ever told us the truth about ANYTHING? So here you go George, here’s a list of all the wonderful economic news happening at this very moment, I want you to study it over the next week because there WILL be a test on this and no writing the answers on your arm!

1. Over $150 BILLION (that’s with a B George) of write downs by some of the largest financial institutions from bad loans. If you don’t know what a write down is George, it’s when money disappears into thin air … GONE.
2. If the $150 billion doesn’t bother you how about the other $350 billion they say will more than likely be written down this coming year … a total of on half a TRILLION dollars gone into thin air!
3. An estimated 100,000 people are on the verge of losing their home because they can’t afford their mortgage payments.
4. Some of the largest companies in the US are now selling themselves off to foreign countries to avoid bankruptcy!
5. There are at least 4 major banks within a good sneeze of going under, literally propped up by nothing more than floating credit that they can’t pay back!
6. The unemployment rate has now started to rise, your people say 5% but both you and I know it’s more like 10% because you don’t count the people that can no longer collect unemployment!
7. Your “boy” Bernanke is dumping money and credit into the system faster than a drunken sailor guzzles beer, making the US dollar the joke of the world.
8. Inflation has gripped the majority of households to the point where they now have to choose between heating their home, eating or paying their bills.
9. The price of oil has risen 60% over the last year on YOUR watch!
10. Major debt holders of US dollars are now looking to dump the dollar anywhere they can
11. The major oil producing nations are seriously thinking about refusing to value oil in US dollars

So if this is “strong and solid” I would sure as hell hate to see what you think problems are! Hell even Wall Street, the kings of stupidity are starting to realize we are in so freaking deep there may not be a way out of it!

So George, before you open your mouth try actually thinking about the bullshit you are about to spout because we ARE NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID! Better yet, shut the hell up, go hide in the Oval office and get a good game of cards going with Dickie boy and the rest of “the gang” …. if you are this stupid we would prefer you didn’t do anything. We will wait for the next poor slob to take over!

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